Anonymous asked: you met rand paul? :o
I shook his hand and said “It’s an honor to meet you Senator” he said “Thank you it’s great that you came out”. I was all “I’m a big fan” he was all “Thanks I’m glad to hear that” and then he signed my book and I was all thank you sir!”
Then we met backstage after his speech and talked about how we’ll destroy the roads, oppress the gays and kick poor people.